<center>"They're breaking both my hands
they're breaking both my hands
and telling me to take it like a man
take it like a man
well fuck that"</center>



We are going to bring down the house. Very soon.
Get your knee pads, everyone. The rug-burn's a bitch.

My neighbor Mr. Gas Station is now stocking Monsters in four packs.
And Ben & Jerry milkshake drinks (wtf?).

I'm overdue for a post office visit. And to kick some asses at GNC.



free art. still. c'mon guys.

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Free sketches to the next 6 commenters, damn it!
done in oekaki.

Rules!
• References for original characters, please.
• You must do 10 requests for people in your journal as well.


bwuahahaahaha

1- atomi [DONE]
2- PIRATE JENN [DONE]
3- pox
4- vkitty9

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Woo hoo, ten months under the belt today, baby. Happy Anniversary, Lucky-Dahling!

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All those sketches and some really kick ass art is coming at you guys real soon, I sware.



Free sketches to the first 10 commenters!
in pencil or done in oekaki.

Rules!
• Only one character per requester.
• References for original characters, please.
• You must do 10 requests for people in your journal as well.


bwuahahaahaha

1- atomi [DONE]
2- PIRATE JENN
3- pox
4- vkitty9

home sick.

i've got cuban chicken soup. i smell like froufrou alcohol drinks.
my shoulders are still peeling from that day. i can't achieve water silence alone. there's no hand on my showerhead.

until my girl wakes up, i'll be sitting at the computer in my underwear, pimping day-lab.com, craftster.org, and da. and cuban chicken soup, dont forget that goodness.

birthday scarf is in the mail. currently looking for same yarn in blue online.

here's something i wrote last night, everybody:

drunk nights and
hard lights
bulbs splinter
[pop]
snaps-crackle
under a lit sky
[fire]
brigade
shoot flowers into the clouds
a hole
for lanes
Sunday walks
when
you and me talk


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IMA KNITTING FOOOOL



I've noticed that Audrey Hepburn is making a comeback. unwillingly.

my necklace is heavier now. i fondle it muchly.


turns out i missed the auditions for the first play at the school. i didn't even know about it. i'm so out of the loop with the social stuff.


i need an unlimited texting plan for my cellphone. should i get amp'd?



I've got my mother's cheekbones and my father's crooked smile.

i haven't lit my favorite candle yet, i just rub my skin on the soft wax so my yarn smells delicious when i knit.


i miss my woman. a lot.
i need chapstick real bad.